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Meet the Offbeats

Anka Steinbrecher

Role

Player

Team

Berlin Wall BreakDancers

Position

Barrier Breaker

Nickname(s)

Rubble Roller

Art Steelmoor

Role

Referee

Nickname(s)

The Silent Sentinel
Steel Mountain

Rolemodel

Pierluigi Collina

Cliffhanger Cleo

Role

Player

Team

New York Climbers

Position

Lead Distraction Specialist / Wing-It Navigator

Nickname(s)

Seltzer Queen
That One on the Ledge (again)

Gorilla Greg

Role

Player

Team

New York Climbers

Position

Lead Climber, Urban Legend

Nickname(s)

The Scaffolding Swinger
Empire Poet

Halflequin

Role

Player

Team

Derry Ballooons [sic]

Position(s)

Absurdity Apprentice / Balloon Maker

Nickname(s)

Halflequin (given by Inkblot)

Harlequin

Role

Player

Team

Derry Ballooons

Position

Team Captain, Floating Disruptor

Nickname(s)

The Grinning Menace

Inkblot

Role: street artist

Kelp Youngweed

Role: psychologist

Klaus Müller

Role

Player

Team

Berlin Wall BreakDancers

Position

Co-Founder, Dance Tactician

Nickname(s)

Krazy K
The Windmill Wünder
Brick Baron

Ledger Redtape

Role: Unwanted Bureaucratic Meddler (self-appointed)

Recliner Reggie

Role

Player

Team

Harlem Couch Potatoes

Position

Captain of Lounging Tactics

Nickname(s)

Recliner Reggie

Ruby Telnema

Role: Sonic Oracle

Sam Warez

Role: Merchandise Seller

Stickler

Role

Player

Team

Atlanta Nordic Walkers

Position

Pole Perfectionist / Unofficial Walking Ethicist

Nickname(s)

Stickler
Pole Maestro

The Couch

Role

Unofficial Coach

Team

Harlem Couch Potatoes

Position

Furniture Deity

Nickname(s)

The Upholstered Sage

Zombie Number 228

Role

Player

Team

Atlanta Nordic Walkers

Position

The Relentless Pacer

Nickname(s)

Zombie Number 228

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