Klaus Müller

Basic Information

• Name: Klaus Müller
• Team: Berlin Wall BreakDancers
• Position/Role: Co-Founder / Dance Tactician
• Nickname(s): Krazy K, The Windmill Wünder, Brick Baron

Impression

Imagine meeting a man who, at first glance, might seem like he's permanently lost his car keys and has learned to chaotically embrace the journey of looking for them. Krazy K moves as if every cell in his body is engaged in an ongoing internal dance battle. He radiates the kind of reckless, disheveled charisma one might expect from someone who believes the concept of "cool" is purely a matter of ignoring how many times you've spun and fallen over. His mere presence exudes energy—not the type that reassures, but the type that makes onlookers think, "Well, I suppose we’re going somewhere now, wherever that is."

Physical Description

• Height: 180 cm, but when doing a head spin, he measures approximately 150 cm.
• Weight: A quantum mix of 77 kg and a feather, depending on whether he's in mid-air.
• Distinctive Features & Attire: Krazy K has hair that appears to be in a permanent state of wind-induced surprise, which makes sense given how often he pirouettes at gale-force velocity. His attire is a mismatched kaleidoscope of neon jackets, graffiti-splattered pants, and shoes that have clearly moonlighted as air traffic control lights. He is never without his signature accessory—a small, commemorative piece of the Berlin Wall, which he wears as a necklace. It's his very literal reminder of the barrier-breaking spirit.

Personality

• Motivation: To ensure that every wall—whether it’s made of brick, glass, or simply people’s assumptions—is reduced to rubble through the power of rhythm and a touch of insanity.
• Quirks: Tends to practice windmills at inappropriate times, like when queuing for coffee or during a library tour. Keeps Lego bricks in his pockets, never explaining their purpose until it’s too late. Talks to walls as if they’re old acquaintances.
• Likes/Dislikes: Likes freedom, spontaneity, and seeing things fall over unexpectedly—especially if it's a wall. Dislikes straight lines, forms that need to be filled in, and escalators ("Why move if you could dance?").
• Fears: Becoming too predictable, being caught standing still for more than 30 seconds, and balloons—particularly ones that hover too closely to brickwork (there's a history).

Backstory

Krazy K was born on a day so ordinary that his family never bothered to mention it again. He grew up in Berlin, a city with more walls than could be reasonably danced around. His childhood was spent balancing on fences, defying gravity, and asking neighbors to stop erecting boundaries—they were just dance challenges waiting to be accepted. The fateful day the Wall came down was also the day Krazy K felt his life's purpose slot into place, like a breakdancer finding the perfect rhythm in an unexpected beat drop. He co-founded the Berlin Wall BreakDancers with the simple idea that obstacles are better as stepping stones for dance moves.

From then on, he and his crew have been dancing through Germany and beyond, leaving behind a trail of demolished barriers, befuddled onlookers, and the occasional accidental garden gnome destruction. And thus, Klaus became Krazy K, the personification of kinetic energy—one that spins, flips, and laughs in the face of brickwork.

Abilities & Skills

• Signature Moves: The Windmill of Freedom — Krazy K spins with such vigor that nearby objects are legally obliged to rearrange themselves.
• Special Abilities: The Brick Drop — Usually performed with Anka, this uncanny ability makes an ordinary dance floor look like a minefield of Lego bricks, bringing chaos and uncertainty to opponents' footwork. The Unthinkable Flip — Executes a flip so bewildering that spectators often require a second explanation.
• Weaknesses: Gets occasionally stuck mid-spin, a situation he refers to as "a temporary discussion with gravity." Is known to forget which pocket his Lego bricks are in, resulting in self-sabotage.

Equipment

Krazy K’s toolkit is delightfully absurd. Apart from the aforementioned Lego bricks, he carries a piece of the Berlin Wall as a reminder of the power of movement (and because "it’s easier than carrying a motivational poster"). His breakdancing shoes, dubbed The Rhythm Rockets, have treads specifically worn down to help him slide dramatically across almost any surface—although it's worth noting this also means he frequently finds himself sliding when not strictly intended.