Upcoming Showdown

Rhythms of Fate: Ruby Telnema on the Soundtrack of the Upcoming Showdown Today, I have the curious pleasure of sitting down with none other than the league’s elusive Sonic Oracle—Ruby Telnema. Ruby, for those unfamiliar with your resonant wisdom, how would you introduce yourself? Introduction is merely the first note in a song unheard. I…

When Heights Meet Breaks: The Offbeat Stickball Clash Well, well, well, dear Offbeat aficionados! We are back in New York in the Offbeat League, where reality’s rules are merely a polite recommendation, and buildings tend to cheer for the home team. The New York Climbers have been setup up for yet another great home advantage showdown—though last…

Derry’s Delightfully Disturbing Halloween Showdown The Offbeat League invites you to a showdown like no other: a game of Halloween costumes between the Harlem Couch Potatoes and the Derry Ballooons [sic]. It’s set in Derry, a town where time likes to take wrong turns, logic keeps forgetting where it left its car keys, and costumes…

Berlin Wall BreakDancers vs. Atlanta Nordic Walkers in a Roller Derby Showdown of Eccentric Dear Offbeats, Hold onto your hats (or in the case of the Nordic Walkers, hold onto your walking poles), because Berlin is about to experience a collision of cultures so eccentric it might just leave the Brandenburg Gate wondering if it’s…

The First Showdown: New York Climbers vs Derry Ballooons [sic] Welcome back, Offbeat enthusiasts, to the unpredictable and wonderfully nonsensical world of the Offbeat League! In just a few short days, on Friday, October 4th, we’ll witness the first showdown of this cycle and what a matchup we have: the New York Climbers versus the…